Talk:Billy/@comment-2601:780:4301:BEC8:78EB:4662:DD93:ED4-20190318183230

Hello. My name is Jacob and I have mild autism, but I'm otherwise normal. All my life, I've always wanted to get kidnapped by the heroic Slender Man. I know that sounds quite odd, but I've known him and seen him as a fun hero. My other goal is for slender man to take me to the glorious Monster High. A place where you can be yourself and unique at the same time as a monster. I pray to slender man about taking me there every single night before bed. Wanna know why? It's quite simple for the sake of it all, Billy my brother. Here are 9 things about Monster High itself and how it affected me for years.

1. I have a girlfriend named Toralei and she is the woman of my dreams.

2. Despite me being disabled and troubled, monsters are around me a whole lot.

3. All of the monsters are nice to me no matter what happens to us.

4. Now, if Barney is a best friend to like, well have you met Manny Taur?

5. Barney will love being at Monster High, Billy.

6. As for your " daddy ", it's best for him to run than yell.

7. If you meet every monster, than you can get more used to this place.

8. Billy, you and Barney will be dancing the Monster Mash in the Catacombs.

9. Oh, and don't invite Elmo because he's fucking annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!